Jack Sparrow has seen many things in his pirate adventures, from undead zombies to giant squid monsters. But one thing we’ve never seen before is Captain Jack: babysitter! That’s the story MAD will present to us this week in Pirates of the Pair of Tweens as Jack and his crew discovers the fountain of youth, which works a little too well. Meanwhile, Conan the Barbarian settles down with a nice young lady, and even decides to take her name. You might have heard of her; Kim Kardashian. Well, now the Kardashians can welcome Konan the Kardashian! Sprinkle in a little Spy vs. Spy, some random shorts, and of course Alfred E. Neuman, and September 12th’s MAD at 8:30pm on Cartoon Network is the place to be.